Getting to know your local Stoic FB
Born on the tepid shores of Hawaii, hardened in the sordid streets of Waikiki, the constantly evolving organism, Stoic FB, crafted a reputation for exciting live performances and off-beat stage antics. Staying true to it's original rock roots, and now dancing on the stages of Seattle, Stoic FB has donned flannel over the aloha shirt, instantly breathing new life into their sound, hard-edged (aren't you?) with a plethora of melody, slick leads, and just a touch of sass. Stoic FB is the consummate power trio with a fourth member. Prepare for moistened panties....
Guitar, Vocals, Skin Flute
Officially the oldest member of the band, both in tenure and age, Ryan swam to Seattle from Hawaii with Stoic in tow on his back. He is a Gibson enthusiast and tone junkie, chord chugger, and pretty sensitive fellow. Ryan also enjoys extra curriculars and can be reached at 1-900-808-8008*.
*99 cents per minute
Bass & Bullshit
Everyone has a Malcolm story. Seriously, ask around.
This guy comes down on his bass the way Zeus came down on mortals with his lightning. You can also catch him slinging vocal harmonies, giving Stoic songs a sheeny luster that tickles pleasantly in your ear canal.
While most drummers can only count to four, Adam, through years of stringent training and deep meditation, has managed to get to five. He's evolved from a young chin strap to the full, impressive beard you see today, and continues on his quest to consume whiskey, lay women, and hit things with sticks.
Lead Guitar & "Other" Responsibilities
Local, organic, and often times gluten free, Ryan is the quintessential superfood. Simply put, Ryan will boost your energy, help you burn fat, and enhance your sexual appetite. Look for the colorful rainbow hat, the label you've come to trust after all these years.